just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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