you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Im part way to drunk.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
