Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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