Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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