I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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