FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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