I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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