ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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