My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The struggles of a small town man whore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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