whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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