theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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