Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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