my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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