Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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