It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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