she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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