Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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