only if we run a train.
done.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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