You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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