So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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