i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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