the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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