Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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