i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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