That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So. Much. Porn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
