Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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