your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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