I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Shame is for Republicans.
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