I'm really into asian looking animals
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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