Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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