He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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