my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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