it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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