but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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