I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
