When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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