You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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