Pappa wants mamma naked
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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