I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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