she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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