The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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