O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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