She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
