dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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