i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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