he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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