The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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