I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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