I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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