do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You're a waste of cheezeits
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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