just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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