The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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