Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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